Off Kilter Word Definitions
January 13th, 2005 | 02:35 PM |(5 years, 6 months, 2 weeks, 3 days, 16 hours, 46 minutes ago)
A friend of mine sent me these definitions which you won’t find in any dictionary. I hope you enjoy them as much as I did!
(If the definition doesn’t make sense right away, try saying the word out loud.)
Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonalds.
Avoidable: What a bullfighter tried to do.
Bernadette: The act of torching a mortgage.
Burglarize: What a crook sees with.
Control: A short, ugly inmate.
Counterfeiters: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.
Eclipse: What an English barber does for a living.
Eyedropper: A clumsy ophthalmologist.
Heroes: What a guy in a boat does.
Leftbank: What the robber did when his bag was full of money.
Misty: How golfers create divots.
Paradox: Two physicians.
Parasites: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
Pharmacist: A helper on the farm.
Polarize: What penguins see with.
Primate: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV.
Relief: What trees do in the spring.
Rubberneck: What you do to relax your wife.
Selfish: What the owner of a seafood store does.
Sudafed: Brought litigation against a government official.
